Dang you Jack Hearn. This is what I have been playing on repeat for the last hour (just the song, the video is stupid): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ViUiPMWNG_k

It's been a while, so I thought I'd continue with the 300 list:

20. BAD TEETH
21. Doesn't find my brothers funny
22. Won't dance with me, even if it's just like a crazy person
23. You hate my cooking
24. I hate your cooking
25. You hate the beach

JUST READ THIS: In the United States, National Tequila Day is July 24

I think we need to fully celebrate this holiday.